so as i was going through my blog i noticed a few posts about dads
Dad jokes: Stepping it up since I was a child.
haha
i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards


have you ever been reading a book and youre like half way down the page when you realize you havent really been reading your eyes have just been scanning over the words aimlessly you know